That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense
Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down
what is better than falling asleep next to someone you love? what’s better than listening to them breathing???
Guys being dudes
Straight White Boy Problem #450
bro: hey dude isnt tumblr for girls?? why do you even have one
me: i had a lot of free time and then i discovered the joy of reblogging pictures of massive amounts of weed, trippy gifs, nike apparel from the 90s and the occasional chuckle i get out of a humor post haha
bro: thats too complicated for me *opens ifunny app*
okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this.
"That bunched up little face you make when you’re angry is hilarious, buttercup."